This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! 

In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase. 

Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed. 

In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs. 

Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.