Really...this is just hilarious, but be careful where you listen. I used to listen to this while I walked my dog. Almost every time, some oddly nosy person stopped me and asked why I was laughing so hard. So, I started listening to it on my drive to work, and almost got into a wreck because I was laughing so hard. I'm still looking for a safe place to listen where random strangers won't interrupt me. I mean really...why do people try to talk to someone with bright yellow headphones on?
This series is absolutely hilarious! An Irishman aged into his 60s, Rocky Flinstone, decided to write an erotic fictional series entitled "Belinda Blinked" and his son, Jamie Morton, reads a chapter from the book each episode in the company of his good friends from uni, Alice Levine and James Cooper. Expect nothing, except to feel nauseated at times and then doubled over with laughter that may even make you cry. Follow Belinda Blumenthal through her sexcapades on the Steeles Pots and Pans sales industry. It is well worth your time! Also, later in the first series they begin a Footnotes episode between each chapter which are equally as entertaining, especially when you discover some of your favorite celebrities, whether film, tv, reality or other medium, are as into MDWAP as you are! Just go ahead, give it a listen!
Please, don't stop! I can't stand how funny this podcast is - take that long, boring workday! Thank you Rocky <3
Truly baffling descriptions of human anatomy and wonderful explanations of sex acts. Too funny to pass up!
Ma boyfriend and I love to listen to this podcast for a good laugh. So funny!
My Dad Wrote a Porno is the funniest podcast I have ever listened to. I have recommended it to countless friends. It has made me laugh out loud (alone) in embarrassing places, such as: a train from Munich to Salzburg, driving on the highway in Wisconsin, and walking through a university. Give it a listen and I promise you won't be disappointed.
I listen on my way to and from work. I have an hour commute and by the time I arrive at either destination my stomach usually hurts from laughing so much. Thanks people of Reddit for the recommendation. Thanks James, Jamie and Alice for the humor and of course Rocky thank you so much for sharing this "gift" with us.
Wasn't funny, just people sitting around reading a poorly written porn, and poking fun at it. Lots of talking over each other. Endless chatter for way to long before the "porno" starts. It was recommended if I liked the K&E letters I would love this. Not the case. It just misses the comedy spot. I tried to like it, but just wasn't my kind of funny. Sorry!
Funniest podcast I've heard in a while.
This podcast helped me get through the presidential election. Laughed so hard I cried. I can't help but share this jewel with everyone I know.
I can't even begin to describe how much amusement this podcast has given me! From the three wonderful hosts to Rocky's brilliant text, I cannot get enough of this podcast! You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll cry... probably in that order. Give it a listen; you won't regret it.
Laughed until I almost cried! Absolutely brilliant! Great hosts, fantastic commentary! Thank you rocky for bringing so much joy to my life!
I binged listened to the first season on a long car trip and nearly choked on my latte from laughing. Rocky has provided some prime material, but it's the brilliant chemistry between the friends that really make this so exceptional. I now listen with glee every Monday at lunch, walking to the store alternately guffawing and grimacing. Can't wait for Book 3!
What happens when you find out your dad wrote erotic literature? Jamie Mortonâs dad did just that, so he grabbed a couple of friends (Alice Levine and James Cooper) and created a podcast. Each week, Jamie reads a chapter from his dadâs book, Belinda Blinked, and Alice and James comment on it (they luckily added a mid-week âFootnotesâ episode to keep the passion alive between chapters). The premise behind the book penned by Rocky Flintstone (not the dadâs real name) is that Belinda is a business woman who uses her pomegranates to her advantage in the Pots & Pans industry. Business acumen and sex combined in a podcast? Yes please. With a writing style completely unique but extremely hilarious, I find myself actually looking forward to getting ready for work on Monday mornings because that means I get to listen to the newest downloaded episode. It is so ridiculous and Rockyâs take on female anatomy will leave you scratching your head (and your balls/vaginal lids) and youâll ask more questions than the podcast could ever answer. I promise you will have the best time listening to My Dad Wrote a Porno. Just donât listen to it around kids as theyâll be scarred for life. I think all listeners and the hosts themselves would agree that we are all scarred for life but donât regret it at all. In a time when the world is full of uncertainty, Rocky has somehow become a unsung hero; he managed to find a truly remarkable and unexpected way to unite people from all over the world. Raise a glass of Chilean Chardonnay and have yourself a listen.
This is one of my absolute all-time favorite podcasts. I spend so much of my time driving these past few months. Thank the pots and pans industry that Belinda is there to keep me company and sometimes almost drive my car off the road.
Don't be an idiot. Listen to this podcast.
While the Belinda Blinked series of books themselves leave me feeling a bit sick, the hilarious commentary of Jamie and the gang are well worth the listen. Check them out for a good laugh, but don't expect any eroticism here.
This makes me so happy. Porno Monday is once again the best day of the week when Belinda returns!
Listening for the first time is a little like drinking your first beer - you knew you might get in trouble because it was a bit inappropriate, but the cool kids were doing it and it looked like a lot of fun. Join the debauchery. It's like a big boozy party without the liver damage.
I stayed up 3 hours to binge this. Died laughing. Must listen!
Oh my GOSH!!! My "thong" is wet...from peeing my pants!! This is Hilarious! Being a "Yankee" I love listening to the accents of Jamie, Alice & James & add to that Jamie doing other accents! You guys are so entertaining, keep it going. To you Rocky Flintstone, you keep doing you...I love it!
My coworker and I got hooked! We have been going through withdrawals and need more episodes! Please come back bc you all are hilarious!! Makes our work week go so much faster.
The best podcast EVAR!!!
I was hesitant to try listening to this show, afraid it would be slapstick or overly silly--comedy podcasts don't usually do it for me. And I loved it!!! I find myself unable to hold back my laughter in every episode. Great show.
I can't wait for Season 3!
I cannot begin to explain how much Belinda turns me on. Mmmmm. So hot.
Decided I needed something new in my list of true crime podcasts. I've seen this one before but didn't download it until I saw people talking about it. Man am I glad I did. I'm a fairly quiet and reserved guy. Not much makes me really laugh out loud. But I was afraid people might think I was crazy in my car laughing as loud as I was. This is my new favorite podcast! I love binge listening!
This podcast is hilarious and so much fun. I listen on public transit and people often give me funny looks because I'm shaking uncontrollably from laughter (but silently). A lady even tapped me because she thought I was having a problem until she noticed I was just laughing. Probably my favorite podcast ever.
More than any other show in recent memory, I became instantly hooked on this one. The hosts are the perpetually delightful sorts that you just want to befriend and never let go of immediately. My spouse and I were catching up by listening to this on our commute together, barely stifling our laughter on the train and deflecting concerned stares, but now there's a Titanic rivet-sized hole in us as we wait for the next season. Much love.
I LOVE this podcast. It's hilarious. Just do yourself a favor and listen. Now! Go!
I hesitated subscribing to this because of the title - I wasn't sure it would be something I would be interested in. Started listening just today and I have recommended it to at least 10 people already. This is, quite honestly, the most hilarious thing I have ever listened to. I disrupted my work area with my laughter (wearing headphones). Highly, highly recommend.
I alternate between constantly laughing and dry heaving. 5 stars.
It's always funny, often disturbing, and never sexy.
I'm one episode in, and I'm absolutely hooked! Brilliant concept, to be sure, and I'm looking forward to how the rest unfolds. Or unzips, pops open or shimmies to the floor, as the case may be.
Riveting! Absolutely hilarious, try your best to listen in public without looking crazy. Can't recommend this to enough people.
I LOVE this podcast and I've gotten a few other friends on the Belinda Blinked train as well. So hilarious, and definitely difficult to listen to at work when I bust out laughing hysterically and my coworkers look at me like I'm insane. :D
Can't get enough of this.
My co-worker told me to listen to this. I'm so glad I took his advice.
Love this podcast! Makes me laugh out loud all the time.
I really liked this podcast. Every episode, the hosts bring in hilarious commentary to an already hilarious manuscript. The only problem with it is that there is a lot of filler, both at the start and end of the episodes.
When Rocky stops writing the Belinda Blinked series, Jamie, Alice, and James should find another terribly hilarious book to read. They really are the whole experience. However Rocky, please don't stop writing. Belinda has too many places she can go ð
This is the funniest podcast I've ever listened to, full stop. Can't hit the five star button hard enough!
I listen to this in the car to and from work every day. I laugh out loud and basically join the conversation with Jamie, James, and Alice...I'm sure the other drivers on the road think I'm unfit to drive. Best. Podcast. Ever.
Literally the funniest podcast I have ever listened to. I have cried off all my make up in car journeys many a time....can't wait for the new series!
I am late in finding this podcast but oh my I am so glad I did. I'm addicted listen to it at the gym cause I want to keep listening so I get in extra workouts. The only downside is I laugh out loud and people stare at me...If they only knew Belinda. :)
A wonderful guide of what not to do; can't wait for Season 3!
This trio does Rocky's work proud! It's nonstop laughs!
This podcast lives up to the hype! Absolutely hilarious, and the porno in question is surprisingly gripping week-to-week. I started listening on a three-hour drive and highly recommend binge-listening during a road trip. Just don't laugh yourself off the road!