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29: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
1 hour 22 minutes Posted Mar 8, 2016 at 5:00 am.
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On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film.  If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.---

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