This week, we’re weighing in on a grab bag of midterm election stories, but not necessarily the ones you might expect. Spoiler alert: one involves a walrus-penis-wielding Congressman.

Because the air can get dangerously thin up there on the moral high-ground, we’ll be succumbing to the occasional pleasures of being petty.

And we explore why you might want to think twice before using restroom hand dryers.

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