Gather your children, all the ones you care to, for our service. The Story will invoke in them the rigor of the student, the angst of the sergeant, the filth of the drifter, and the scar of the unrepentant. The Story’s got warnings, children, but also: discipline. And scorn! Grow up! Hurry! Before the good gettings all got!

Guest Preacher: Katie Hartman (Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting, The Week Of)

Invocation
Psalm: “Ghost Love/Ghost Love 2”
Liturgical Reading: “Magic Mary And Freddy Fox Go To Magic Town”
Concluding Prayer

We have beauties ahead, and glories abound. Our flock it gathers.

31. Rugged Boy Fancy Kit

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod