We’re back! We kick off Season 3 of The Cooler with tales of our summers. Spoiler: one of us ran into LINDSAY LOHAN!

We breeze through all the pop culture goings-on we missed while we were off the air, like how Taylor Swift’s comeback might spark another civil war:

And how Game of Thrones forced us to confront our true feelings on incest and hairless butts:

And how Natalie Imbruglia has been lying to us all this time:

And how everyone is still trash:

And we ride out on “New Rules” by bop factory Dua Lipa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU

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