English or American, Porters are dark malty joys that most everyone seem to love. Unless your name is Anastacia. Or the vanilla porter farts in your face. Spoilers.

Samuel Smith Taddy PorterSt. Peter's Old Style PorterFuller's London PorterBreckenridge Vanilla PorterSouthern Tier PorterDeschutes Black ButteSierra Nevada Porter

Rankings:

Mike1. Fullers London Porter2. Sierra Nevada Porter3. Black Butte4. Taddy Porter5. St. Peter's Old-Style Porter6. Southern Tier Porter7. Vanilla Porter

Rubio1. Fullers London Porter2. Black Butte3. Sierra Nevada Porter4. Taddy Porter5. St Peter's Old-Style Porter6. Southern Tier Porter7. Vanilla Porter

Elisa1. Fullers London Porter2. Sierra Nevada Porter3. Black Butte4. Taddy Porter5. St. Peter's Old-Style Porter6. Southern Tier7. Vanilla Porter

Anastacia1. Fullers London Porter2. Taddy Porter3. Sierra Nevada Porter4. Black Butte5. St. Peter's Old-Style Porter6. Southern Tier Porter7. Vanilla Porter

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