Helen Zaltzman, host of <a href="https://www.theallusionist.org/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the Allusionist</a> podcast, performs the classic tale of a man who is seduced by a day of the week after a miscommunication with his boss.

Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle.

Get the book on <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Monday-Pounds-Butt-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B018MK04B4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon</a>.

A Night Vale Presents production.

Editor: Grant Stewart 
Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione 
Producer: Christy Gressman 
Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil 
Theme Song: “<a href="https://cagedanimals.bandcamp.com/album/proving-love-is-real" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Proving Love Is Real</a>” by Caged Animals<a href="https://www.jonathanmann.net/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> 
</a>Logo: Chuck Tingle 
Very special thanks to Joseph Fink 
 
<a href="http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com</a>

Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, read by Nick Radford

A collaboration between world famous author Chuck Tingle and Night Vale Presents, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast features celebrity guests performing Chuck’s erotic short stories (known as “tinglers”) that prove love is real. Whether you’re new to the Tingleverse or have lived there for years, this is the podcast about love that you never knew you needed.